- nothing is known of Saint Valentine except that he was buried on the Via Flaminia on February 14
- a Medieval legend says he would not convert to paganism and so was executed ... but before then he restored the sight of the jailers daughter to say "no hard feelings"
- a later addition to the legend said Valentine was a priest that performed marriages for young couples, thereby keeping them out of the Roman army
- finally Hallmark cards started to say that before he was executed, Valentine sent the first greeting card (with bar code) to the girl of the jailer
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Ha ha very funny post Andrew! You have an excellent day too!
ReplyDeleteLove it.
ReplyDeleteNext year Hanged, drawn and quartered!!!
Funny stuff - here is another one -
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Oh Andrew....you're the best!
ReplyDelete....and that made my day....
ReplyDeleteThat is the best! thanks for doing your homework for us!
ReplyDeleteno hard feelings !!!
ReplyDeleteHa - I've seen one half of that at my house from time to time.
ReplyDeleteFunny!!!
ReplyDeleteGotta love The Onion, always good informative info there. :) Happy Valentines day!
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha!! glad my hubby and I are miserable! I would hate to be stones right about now! =)
ReplyDeleteAwesome, but what's wrong with a joint voice mail greeting with alternating words. I'm searching for a g.f. so I can do that on my cell phone. That would be adorable.
ReplyDeletehehe!!
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thats hilarious! oh, I finally posted the stew recipe for ya..
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