Unfortunately, I'm on my last belt hole and I thought I could drop down a size in pants for work today. So I pulled out a nice pair of slacks. A little tight so I had to dress to the left, to find a spot for everything. Got all spiffied up, picked up my briefcase and went to the car. As I was getting in though ... I received a terrible shock from the packed goods. My pants had given me a "Vulcan Nut Pinch". It was not really a pinch, it was more a grip, grab, clamp, then WORLD_SHAKING ELEPHANT STOMP. [I immediately mind melded with the steering wheel.]
Pulling deep within my soul I pressed my back against the seat and my feet as firmly as I could on the floor and made the adjustment while levitating above the seat. I thought I was tired after this run, but I had enough energy to rescue future generations!