MY OFFICE BUILDING HAS A SHOWER AND THERE'S LIKE 30 PAIRS OF RUNNING SHOES SCATTERED ALL ALONG THE BENCHES!!!!! I HAVE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN!
PLUS IT'S GOT A WHOLE WALL OF THESE:
Let me tone this down a bit. I think the Rapture actually did happen, and I have been very very good! Oh Thank You Lord!