Showing posts with label fart suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fart suit. Show all posts

Friday, July 23, 2010

4k run in the Rain (starting to get worried)

1k Split:6:46
2k Split:7:04
3k Split:7:47
4k Split:8:06

My wife on a bike and me on my feet - we did a decent 4k run in less than 30 mins in the pouring and dribbling rain. No runners anywhere. I saw most of the ghosts that pass me when I was driving to work. They obviously waited for the rain to stop before going out.

I wonder if I should worry about this too? Actually I wonder if I shouldn't be worried about more things? I'm still enthusiastic and I really want to run EVERY day ... [screw the friggin Hal Higdon training schedule with all those rest days!]

I'm reading about 33-year-old runners with gout, 29-year-old runners recovering from knee surgery, 45-year-olds recovering from foot surgery. I read that one guy does not run outside if there is a 40% chance of precipitation. Why the frig is this passing me by? I want to be a friggin runner. I run like a castrated bull with two wooden legs and a paralyzed ass! I have had people stop in their cars in my neighborhood and ask if I need a lift somewhere [... like a hospital].

Shouldn't I be worried about something?

[P.S. Skipped the tight pants today (see vulcan nut pinch). Baking soda makes no difference after one day of use in the left shoe. Will use it today as well (see fart suit).]

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Getting the Stink Out


I've been looking at a number of sites with ideas on keeping the stinkiness out of my closet. [I enjoy the smell of myself. In fact I had a special suit designed just so that I could enjoy the smell longer ...]

Before this degrades totally, I've been looking at getting my shoes to smell less like me and more like the stinky plastic on day one after purchase. There are a good number of suggestions on the web, and I will try them all and then hold a smell off after each. I'll leave one shoe as a control case and will perform all the operations on the other shoe. I've found the following solutions that seem plausible:

  1. Wearing non-cotton running socks (about.com)
  2. Foot powder like Gold Bond
  3. Putting Dr. Scholl's or Ceder insoles in (wikihow.com)
  4. Store shoes in a cool, dry place
  5. Alternate running shoes (howtostartrunning.com)
  6. Wash your inserts or whole shoe
  7. Putting a dryer sheet or baking soda in them after running (about.com)
  8. Put them in a freezer (answers.com)
Today was a great cross-training day and I did my regularly scheduled weight routine! Tomorrow is a race-pace 2.4k run! I can't wait.